Who's got game?

I don't have game. In fact, I can't think of a single sport in which I could say with a straight face "I'm awesome at that" . . . unless it's followed by ". . .on Xbox."
I'll tell you this: if you want to throw down on some Ken Griffey Jr. Major League Baseball on Nintendo 64, well, get ready to lose. Bad.
Despite my proficiency in simulated sports, I think I'll work on maybe getting into some real sports. I'm thinking about setting up an adjustable basketball goal at home, and practicing some of my uber-awesome slam dunks. Like the one where I do a front flip, then a back flip before takin' it to the hoop. You should see it. It's unreal, man.
One minor snag, though; I live in an upstairs apartment.